So Grateful to God

Scientific report:

Attempt to test theory was initiated and commenced with haste.

Stick compiled of colored wax was inserted into an appliance utilized solely for the function of laundering soiled textiles. Also included in test was the assorted range of textiles… all colors, sizes, and types.

After twisting in the appliance with detergent, the mass was transferred immediately into another appliance, one used to remove liquid from textiles through high heat and tumbling motion. As expected, the waxy stick melted and adhered to drum of appliance while thoroughly marking each and every article included in test, including aforesaid appliance.

Attempts were made to remove the colorful wax markings from appliance drum, and remainder of wax stick was located and removed.

The textiles were washed on a high temperature of H2O and extra detergent and were, in spite of all expectations, entirely devoid of colorful wax markings.

As scientists we have failed to account for the strange results of our test. The textiles should have been useless for future attire. How to explain such an odd occurrence? Possibly the attempts of the one doing the experiment may have a bearing on the strange results. The laying of her hands on the appliance and attempts to speak as if to Deity may have somehow tainted the test and therefore this test is defunct.